PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a